THE ROYAL SUMMONS
HER MAJESTY REQUESTS YOUR PRESENCE. ATTENDANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL IN HER MIND.
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By order of the host:
Budget: questionable. Vibes: immaculate.
BY ROYAL DECREE
THE QUEEN’S DELUSIONAL DEPARTMENT
Her Majesty has submitted a birthday request. Reality has denied it.
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The Royal Birthday Decree
Issued by order of
STAMP HEREAPPOINTED: BIRTHDAY EXPECTATIONS MANAGER
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THE ROYAL TREASURY
The Birthday Wishlist Disaster
THE TREASURER:
ROYAL BIRTHDAY BUDGET
$37
A pretend budget for a pretend Treasury. Nothing here costs anything, and nothing is for sale.
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THE ROYAL LEDGER
REMAINING
TREASURY REVIEW COMPLETE
YOUR HONORARY TITLE
DEPARTMENT OF GRIEVANCES
The Royal Complaints Office
THE CLERK:
PALACE AUDACITY74%
Every complaint you review raises it.
THE PALACE HAS EXCEEDED MAXIMUM AUDACITY.
EMERGENCY COUNCIL MEETING
THE TREASURER: “The numbers are raining, Your Majesty. Numbers are not supposed to do that.”
THE PALACE ADVISOR:
BUDGET: QUESTIONABLE. VIBES: IMMACULATE.
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ROYAL APPOINTMENT CERTIFICATE
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