Scene 1 · An Invitation of Questionable Timing
The Last Supper Before Black Friday
Good evening. I'm your host for tonight's festivities. Under the circumstances, I find this arrangement rather inappropriate.
Demo details: your host's own appear here.
Kept on this device. It only goes on your place card.
Scroll to the front door
There is a brass knocker. It looks well used. Tap it, or use the buttons.
Scene 2 · A Brief Word From Management
Before we proceed, a few details. I understand punctuality is a difficult concept for some of you.
The portrait over the mantel has the particulars. Tap it.
Scene 3 · The Culinary Arrangements
I'd prefer not to discuss the main course.
What the kitchen needs
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Scene 4 · The Family Compatibility Test
We've prepared a brief assessment to determine whether you're fit for polite company.
An antique card box sits on the side table. Open it, or skip the whole thing.
This is a joke. Nobody is being ranked, profiled or uninvited, and you can reply without it.
Scene 5 · The Final Arrangement
Against my better judgment, a place has been reserved for you.
Your reply
The evening, in brief
Made with Not My Event. No turkeys were consulted. One of them has opinions anyway.