OFFICIAL COURT SUMMONS
Attire:
By order of
Failure to appear may result in severe cake-related FOMO.
COURT OF BIRTHDAY APPEALS
“ORDER! ORDER! This court is now in session.”
The People vs. the birthday person. Charged with another year of fabulous nonsense.
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CASE FILE
THE PEOPLE vs.
CASE NO. B-DAY
CHARGE: UNAUTHORIZED AGING
THE JUDGE:
THE JUDGE:
THE CLERK: “The jury has been selected. Unfortunately, it’s you.”
Bring the court to order
Bang the gavel. (Tap it, or hold it down for a bigger bang.)
THE CLERK: “Do you swear to be ridiculous, tell the whole joke, and nothing but the joke?”
OFFICIAL JUROR
JUROR #001
Sworn in. Possibly by accident.
THE PROSECUTION’S DESK
Present the evidence
THE PROSECUTOR: “We have three witnesses, two receipts, and one suspicious birthday cake.”
Evidence entered. The witnesses are waiting: keep scrolling.
THE WITNESS STAND
The witnesses
THE CLERK: “Please rise. Slowly, if necessary.”
How do you find the defendant?
GUILTY… OF BEING WORTH CELEBRATING!
SENTENCE: One unforgettable birthday party. Attendance strongly encouraged.
THE JUDGE: “Court adjourned. Dance floor opened.”
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