The Birthday Roast Machine
YOU’VE MADE THE GUEST LIST
You’re invited to celebrate
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Welcome to the Roast
ANNOUNCER:
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Round 1 of 3
OFFICIAL EVIDENCE
Filed with the Roast Machine · No feelings were harmed
The roast is on the record. The machine room is one floor down: keep scrolling.
THE ROAST-O-MATIC 3000
Build an award nobody asked for.
Two choices and one very large lever. The machine does the rest.
1. Pick a category
2. Pick the achievement
Pick a category and an achievement, then pull the lever.
OFFICIAL AWARD
presented to
THE BIRTHDAY AWARDS
EVIDENCE SUBMITTED
WARNING: TOO MUCH ROASTING DETECTED
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