OFFICIAL PARTY SUMMONS
YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO CELEBRATE
By order of
“Cake may temporarily improve morale.”
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SOMEONE IS GETTING OLDER.
VITALS · CH 1STANDBY
AGE DETECTED
SUBJECT:
CONDITION: BIRTHDAY
1 INCOMING ALERT
ANNOUNCER: “Attention. An individual has been caught aging. This is not a drill.”
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Emergency Scan
Three instruments are offline. Tap each one to run it.
0 of 3 scans complete
Case opened. The lab is one floor down: keep scrolling.
AGE VERIFICATION LAB
We ran some tests.
None of them are real. All of them are conclusive.
The Official Aging Test
Diagnosis Confidence: 0%
Question 1 of 3
AGING CONFIRMED
Medical-ish Report
This report is a joke. The cake is not.
CASE No. 0001 · BIRTHDAY DIVISION
Our investigation uncovered deeply suspicious birthday activity.
Examine the evidence. Or don’t. The party happens either way.
Evidence examined: 0 of 5
WARNING: AGING IS IRREVERSIBLE.
RECOMMENDED RESPONSE: THROW A PARTY.
CELEBRATION AUTHORIZED
Incident Summary
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