HUMAN INTAKE STATION · DEPT. 1

OFFICIAL RECALL NOTICE

MODEL: HUMAN

CONDITION: USED

SUBJECT:

MODEL YEAR:

RECALL REASON: UNAUTHORIZED AGING

RECALL REQUIRED

1 NOTICE WAITING

“Your youth has been recalled. Please return it immediately.”

ANNOUNCER: “Our records indicate that has reached an age requiring immediate inspection.”

CONDITION: USED, STILL FABULOUS

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Catch the Recall Flags

You are the inspector. Flag everything that proves a birthday is going on. Ordinary wear and tear may pass. Take your time: the belt comes round again.

Flags: 0 of 4 · Inspection score: 0

Use a list instead of the moving belt

    DIAGNOSTIC WORKSHOP · DEPT. 2

    Human Maintenance Test

    Choose any three tests. The machine is not a doctor. The machine is barely a machine.

    Human Diagnostics

    Tests run: 0 of 3

    DIAGNOSTIC REPORT

      WARRANTY DEPARTMENT · PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER

      WARRANTY LOOKUP v1.0

      SEARCHING...

      WARRANTY EXPIRED. NO REFUNDS. NO EXCHANGES.

      CLERK: “It says here the warranty ended some time ago. I can print you the maintenance schedule.”

      MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE

        TOTAL DUE: ONE (1) PARTY

        THANK YOU FOR AGING WITH US

        FOREMAN: “Good news! We found a solution!”

        AGING CANNOT BE REVERSED

        BUT IT CAN BE CELEBRATED.

        AGING IS INEVITABLE. CELEBRATING IS MANDATORY.

        Inspection Summary

        Only you can see this. Your inspection stays on this device.

        SERVICE ORDER No. 0001

        REQUIRED SERVICE: ONE EPIC BIRTHDAY PARTY.

        YOU ARE HEREBY REQUESTED TO REPORT FOR CELEBRATION.

        UNIT IN FOR SERVICE

        APPOINTMENT

        SERVICE BAY

        UNIFORM

        AUTHORIZED BY

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        THIS CERTIFIES THAT THE BEARER IS A

        Certified Human Inspector

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